How to get clean without using soap . . .
Monday, 7 May 2007
I have been having some disagreements with Mummy lately about bath time. Often I climb out before she has had a chance to check that I have washed myself with some soap. I always refuse to get back in. Tonight I escaped the bath before the dreaded soap. Mummy said 'oh well you will just have to have a very dirty body and be a smelly girl'. I told Mummy that it is okay because there is another way to get a clean body . . . you can just do some dancing (this was said while dancing naked around the lounge). So there I don't need any soap at all! That's a good idea.
Yesterday after tea Daddy showed me some tattoos that he had brought home for Luke and I. We put my one on my arm and Luke's one on his back (just like Daddy). Mummy has one too. She said something about being a Bogan family, I'm not sure what that means though.
My big question of the day though is how exactly is Kate going to get out of Mummy's tummy? No one has actually told me that bit yet . . .
I have been having some disagreements with Mummy lately about bath time. Often I climb out before she has had a chance to check that I have washed myself with some soap. I always refuse to get back in. Tonight I escaped the bath before the dreaded soap. Mummy said 'oh well you will just have to have a very dirty body and be a smelly girl'. I told Mummy that it is okay because there is another way to get a clean body . . . you can just do some dancing (this was said while dancing naked around the lounge). So there I don't need any soap at all! That's a good idea.
Yesterday after tea Daddy showed me some tattoos that he had brought home for Luke and I. We put my one on my arm and Luke's one on his back (just like Daddy). Mummy has one too. She said something about being a Bogan family, I'm not sure what that means though.
My big question of the day though is how exactly is Kate going to get out of Mummy's tummy? No one has actually told me that bit yet . . .
posted by A day in the life of Grace and Luke @ 7:10 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:01 PM,
Anonymous said…
Always a good question Gracie, and I was always relieved of my need for a csection when Joel and Mitch were waiting for Mia.
At 9:32 AM,
Anonymous said…
Well you can be a Bogan family and get that guy who the taxpayer is paying $100,000 to study Bogans, to visit your family and research your need to wear tattoos!!! Ha ha.
Hey, I see that bastard cat has stolen one of your nice new chairs already. Dam Bogan Cat!
As for the baby coming out thing, I think it has something to do with cabbages, or the vege garden or something. I'm sure Mummy will tell you, if not, am sure Grandad will and am surprised he hasn't posted here already bout that one!
Charlie.
At 6:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
Well, i wouldn't know Charlie. I've always stayed well away from that bit. The mummies tend to get very grumpy for some reason.
cheers
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